Bowsers Molten Chili

When I think of Bowser, I think of lava. Lava reminds me of how much I love myself some Chili on a cold day. So here is a mouth watering recipe for you to enjoy at home! 

Level: Noob

Time: 30 minutes

Serves: 4

The Goods:

• ¾ lb ground beef or pork
• 1 cup chopped onion
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 16 oz can diced tomatoessliced kielbasa sausage (one package)
• 16 oz can kidney beans1 bottle/can Lager (Your favorite)
• 8 oz can tomato sauce
• 2 to 3 tsp chili powder1 can of corn drainedTobasco sauce to taste
• ¼ tsp salt
• ¼ tsp pepper
• any other veggies you would like to add
  Tutorial:In a large saucepan cook the ground beef, onion, and garlic until the meat is brown.
• Drain the fat from the pan.
• Stir in the undrained tomatoes, beer, sausage, drained kidney beans, tomato sauce, chili powder, salt, and pepper.
• Optional: stir in mushrooms, corn, carrots, or anything else that you want to add.
• Bring everything to a boil.
• Reduce the heat.
• Cover and simmer for 20 minutes.
•  If you like, you can top it with some cheddar cheese or sour cream.

  Serve and SAVE THE PRINCESS!!
• Optional: instead of serving right away, you can choose to store in the fridge overnight, or simmer for a few more hours. This makes all the flavors blend together even more, and makes the chili taste even better.

  
  

  "My tastebuds just got pwned!" - Megs

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Big Daddy ADAM Wings

Welcome to Rapture - I hope you're up for a messy, spicy, mouth exploding recipe.. 

Big Daddy ADAM Wings. 

Delicious, crunchy, chicken wings soaked in a spicy ADAM sauce, paired along with a nice EVE dip (home made blue cheese dip). Yes, you are entitled to the sweat of your brow. 

Now would you kindly follow along?

Time: 50 minutes

Level: N00b

Serves: 4

The Goods:

FOR BIG DADDY WINGS

-2lbs frozen chicken wings and drummets (raw)

-3 tablespoons butter, melted

-4 tablespoons hot pepper sauce (I love CRYSTALS)

-1 tablespoon paprika 

-1/2 teaspoon salt 

-1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper

-1/4 teaspoon black pepper

FOR EVE DIP

-1/2 cup sour cream

-1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese

-1/2 cup mayo

-1 tablespoon white wine vinegar or white vinegar

-1 teaspoon minced garlic (or one clove minced)

-couple drops of blue food coloring (HEHEH)

TUTORIAL:

-Preheat oven to 400 degrees F

-spray nonstick cooking spray on baking sheets

-Place frozen wings on a baking sheet or two

-do not over lap the wings

-Place wings in oven and bake for about 45 minutes

-combine butter, hot sauce, paprika, salt, cayenne pepper, and black pepper in a large bowl.

-once wings have finished baking toss them in the bowl with the sauce

-using tongs, toss the wings around until coated generously

-let wings sit in the sauce for a few minutes to let sauce stick.

While the wings were baking for 45 minutes - you can make your EVE DIP:

-Combine ALL the Eve Dip ingredients into a BLENDER. 

-Hit "Pulse" a few times for only 3 second intervals. 

-Pulse until mixture is smooth

-Empty contents from blender into a bowl

-Add a couple drops of blue food coloring to the mix

-Stir with a spoon until color is even throughout.

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-Transfer your wings to a big plate

-Bring the dip

ENJOY!!

"My Tastebuds just got PWNED" - Megs

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Orgrimmar Onion Rings W/ Orc Dip

Orgrimmar Onion Rings and Dip

Throm-Ka! 

Thank you for traveling all the way to Azeroth for this delicious, easy, and addictive recipe! Lets get started shall we?

Lok'Tar! 

Time: 30minutes

Level: N00b

Serves: 4

The Goods:

-2 large sweet onions - Peeled and cut into Rings

-2 eggs

-1/2 cup buttermilk

DRY COAT MIX:

-1 3/4 cups flour

-1 teaspoon seasoning salt

-1 teaspoon garlic powder

-1 pinch cayenne pepper

-2 tablespoons cornstarch 

-1/2 cup dry breadcrumbs (Panko crumbs are best)

-Oil (for frying)

FOR THE DIPPING SAUCE:

-1/2 cup Mayo

-1 tablespoon Ketchup

-1 1/2 teaspoon horseradish

-1/2 teaspoon sugar

-1/2 teaspoon lemon juice

-1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

Tutorial:

- Bust out that DUTCH OVEN again.

- Pour about 2 inches of canola/veggie oil

- Heat over stove.

- Make sure oil is at about 350 degrees fahrenheit

- In a small bowl whisk together buttermilk and eggs

- Dip and coat the onion rings into the buttermilk mix

- Coat the onion rings in the dry coat mix

- Fry briefly in hot oil, turning once. Until GOLDEN BROWN.

- Pull out rings and place on plate with a napkin to soak any excess oil.

***DISCARD HOT OIL IN AN EMPTY GLASS JAR!! NOT DOWN THE DRAIN!!***

For the dip:

Combine all the ingredients in a bowl and chill before serving.

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ENJOY!

My Tastebuds just got Pwned! - Megs

***I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS OF PHOTOS FROM BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT***

Stormwind Beef Stew

May I present to you:

 Stormwind Beef Stew!

Now I know I said I would come up with QUICK recipes. But I also said that these recipes will be EASY and DELICIOUS. Although this one takes some time, you barely have to check on it until the timer goes off! I promise this recipe will be one of your favorites! So delicious, hearty, and savory. I guarantee it is SO easy to conjure too!

FOR THE ALLIANCE!

Time: 2 hours and 20 mins

Level: N00b

Serves: 8

The Goods:

- 3-4 tablespoons Olive Oil

- 1 (4 - 5lb) Beef Chuck Roast 

- 1 teaspoon seasoning salt (Season all) 

- 1-2 teaspoon black pepper

- 1 teaspoon garlic powder

- 2 (10oz) cans of Cream of Mushroom Soup

- 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

- 2 tablespoons minced garlic

- 1 onion (medium sized) chopped or sliced

- 6 large carrots peeled and chopped in large pieces

- 1 packet Lipton dry onion soup mix (you can use 2 if you want)

- 1 cup beef broth (low sodium) ** You can also use water, beer, or red wine if desired**

- 1lb small white mushrooms

- 6-8 small potatoes peeled

- 2-3 tablespoons flour

-1/4 cup water

Tutorial:

-Preheat oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit. 

- Season the roast with seasoned salt, black pepper and garlic powder.

- Heat oil in a large skillet

-Add in the roast and brown on all sides

- Place roast in a oven pot (called dutch oven - you can buy these for cheap at walmart)

- In a large bowl combine the 2 cans mushroom soup, Worcestershire sauce, fresh garlic, sliced onion, dry onion soup mix and 1 cup low-sodium beef broth (or water, beer, or red wine) add to the roast; 

-Place dutch oven on stove and bring to a boil, stirring a couple of times for about 20 minutes.

-Add in the fresh mushrooms, whole potatoes and carrot chunks

- Remove dutch oven from stove and place in the oven. 

- Cook roast for about 2.5 hours or until tender (tender is if you can fork the meat and it pulls away without any hesitation)

- Check the veggies after 1 hour of cooking if they are done then remove to a large bowl and continue to cook the roast.

- After time in the oven is over, bring the dutch oven back to the stove.

- Remove roast (Place on cutting board or large plate)

- Leave the remainder juice in the dutch oven, turn on the stove to let the juices simmer (Low heat).

- In a separate bowl, Stir together the flour and 1/4 cup water until smooth

- Stir the flour/water mixture in with the simmering liquid in the pot; cook stirring until mixture boils and thickens.

- cut the roast into chunks. 

- Add the roast and veggies to the gravy.

-Serve, Eat, and Enjoy!

My Taste buds just got Pwned! - Megs

***I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS OF PHOTOS FROM BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT***

Diablo Dogs

From the fiery pits of Hell... I bring you Diablo Dogs. If you cant stand the heat... don't play Diablo. LOL J/K

Serves: 4 (2 dogs per player)

Level: N00b

Time: 15 mins

The Goods:

1 tablespoon olive oil

• 1 pound ground beef
• Salt and pepper
• 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 small onion, chopped
• 2 teaspoons chopped/minced garlic (or 2 cloves)
• 1 tablespoon chili powder
• 1 (8oz) can tomato sauce
• 8 fat or footlong beef franks
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 1 tablespoon hot sauce
• 8 hot dog buns, toasted
• 2 cups shredded Cheddar, 1 (10oz bag)

Tutorial:

Heat a skillet over medium high heat. 

Add olive oil and meat and season with salt and pepper. 

Brown and crumble beef. 

Add Worcestershire, onion, garlic, chili powder and cook together 5 minutes. 

Add tomato sauce and change the heat to low.

Meanwhile, boil franks in shallow pan to warm through, for about 5 minutes. 

Drain water and return pan to medium heat. 

Score (create slits with a knife) casings on dogs. 

Melt butter in skillet and hot sauce.

 Add dogs to pan, browning and crisping the casings in hot sauce and butter.

Heat broiler.

Place Diablo dogs in buns and top with chili and loads of cheese. 

Place dogs under broiler and melt cheese. 

Serve immediately

MY TASTEBUDS JUST GOT PWNED!! 

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