Red Dead - Chilequiles

With news of Red Dead Redemption 2 in the works, it inspired me to create a really simple and delicious meal for one of the best games (I've played) ever.

You ready for a banging Mexican breakfast? Lemme introduce you to Red Dead - Chilequiles! Giving you a little bit of cowboy flair, south of the border!

This recipe is super easy to make and will for sure be a favorite for many any time of day.

YEEHAW!!

Level: Super Noob
Duration: 20 Minutes
Feeds: 1-2 People

The Goods:

-One package of flour tortillas

-Shredded Mexican Cheese

-1 small can "El Pato" hot sauce (yellow can is red hot, green can is salsa verde) you can use any kind

-2 eggs

-Sour Cream

-Olive Oil

-1 White Onion

Tutorial:

Take about half (or a little more) of the tortillas from the package and cut them lengthwise into strips, and crosswise into little chips.

Take about 2 Tablespoons of olive oil and pour into a pan. 

Turn the pan onto medium heat and place the tortilla strips into the pan and fry them until golden brown.

Remove chips and place them on a plate that is lined with a paper towel to soak up the oil.

Chop onion into cubes or strips, (you can use whole onion or half it doesn't matter) and place them in the pan, add a little drizzle of oil if needed.

Cook down the onions until soft and golden.

Add the Eggs and scramble lightly with the onions.

Add the El Pato sauce to the eggs and onions

Add the crispy tortilla chips to the salsa and egg mixture, coat the chips fully.

Add the cheese (however much you like)

Remove pan from heat and plate the spicy goodness.

Add more cheese if you like with a dollop of sour cream.

ENJOY!

Green Lantern Pesto Pizza

GREEN LANTERN PESTO PIZZA

Super ridiculously easy and super delicious pizza recipe. For those who aren't afraid to try new things. 

"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"

Enjoy this recipe, and save the world from evil!

Level: N00b

Duration: 18 Minutes

Serves: 4-6

The Goods:

• One package of Boboli Pizza Crust

• One Jar of Pesto Sauce (found in pasta sauce isle or in the refridgerated section near veggies)

• A box of Feta Cheese or Shredded Mozzarella OR BOTH!

• Small Carton of Baby Spinach

Tutorial:

Preheat oven to 450 Degrees Fahrenheit

Spread the green pesto sauce all over the pizza crust, leave about 1 to 1/2 inch space from the ends.

Sprinkle Cheese all over

Top with your desired amount of Spinach

Bake in the oven for about 8-10 minutes until cheese and crust is about golden brown.

 Remove from oven

Slice

Enjoy!

Beware of the powerful flavor! 

"My taste buds just got Pwned!"

-Megs

CFN's Interpretation of a "Royale With Cheese" Pulp Fiction

CFN's Interpretation of a "Royale With Cheese" from Pulp Fiction

Time: 45minutes

Serves: 4

Level: Noob

• The Goods:
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• For Burgers:
• 12 frozen onion rings
• 1 1/2 pounds ground beef, preferably chuck
• Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
• Vegetable oil, for the grill
• 4 slices yellow cheddar cheese
• 4 Hamburger Buns Split
• 1/3 cup barbecue sauce

For Chili:

2/3 cupOnion; finely chopped

1 poundGround beef

1/3 cupWhite vinegar

1/3 cupSugar

1/3 tablespoonSalt (you can add more to taste)

1 1/3 tablespoonCelery salt

2 ouncestomato puree

1 1/3 tablespoonChili powder

1 teaspoonPepper Tutorial: For the Burgers: Prepare the onion rings as the label directs; keep warm.Meanwhile, preheat a grill to medium high. Form the beef into four 6-ounce patties, about 3/4 inch thick; press the center of each patty with your thumb to make a 1/2-inch-deep indentation. Season the patties on both sides with salt and pepper.Lightly brush the grill grates (or stove griddle) with vegetable oil, then grill the patties, indentation-side up, until marked on the bottom, about 5 minutes. Flip and cook until marked and slightly firm, about 3 more minutes. During the last minute of grilling, top each patty with a slice (Or two) of cheese. Remove the patties to a plate and let rest 5 minutes. Grill the buns, cut-side down, until lightly toasted, about 1 minute.Top the bun bottoms with the burger patties, chili and onion rings.Drizzle with the barbecue sauce, then cover with the bun tops. For the Chili: Add 1 tablespoon canola/vegetable oil to a saucepan, add the onion and saute' 3-4 minutes over medium heat until translucent, then add the ground beef and cook until well done. Drain grease from saucepan, then add remaining ingredients and simmer, stirring often, until desired consistency. ENJOY WITH A $5 MILK SHAKE ON THE SIDE. Peace out BAD ASS MOTHER F***ERS!

   

The Sims inspired Lobster Thermidor

How many hours have you spent on The Sims boosting your cooking skills? Now you can do so at home! This Sims inspired Lobster Thermidor recipe is sure to be delicious and easy! I love The Sims.. don't you?

BTW please don't burn the house down..

Sims inspired Lobster Thermidor

Serves: 4

Level: Noobs

Time: 30 Minutes 

The Goods:

• 4 (6 to 8-ounce) lobster tails (thawed if frozen)
• 4 tablespoons butter
• 1 small white onion, finely chopped
• 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
• A Splash of white wine
• 1/2 cup milk
• 1/3 cup grated white cheddar
• 1/2 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning
• 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese
• 2 tablespoons bread crumbs
• Lemon wedges
• 2 Packages UNCLE BENS READY RICE: Rice pilaf is best

Tutorial:

Bring a pot of water to a boil, 3 or 4 inches deep. 

Add lobster tails to the water and boil 7 to 8 minutes. 

Drain and shock under cold water to cool. 

Use scissors to cut away soft underside of tails.

Remove meat and save the shells, arranging them in a glass or ceramic baking dish.

Chop the cooked lobster meat into chunks.

Preheat your oven on BROIL in the HIGH setting.

Heat a medium skillet and a small saucepan over medium heat. 

To the small saucepan, melt 2 tablespoons butter. Add finely chopped onion and cook 3 to 5 minutes until very soft. 

To the skillet, add remaining 2 tablespoons butter. 

When the butter melts, add chopped lobster meat and saute.

Add flour to sauce pot with onions and cook together another 1 to 2 minutes. 

Whisk in wine, then milk. 

Remove Sauce from heat and stir in cheddar cheese and Old Bay seasoning. 

Season sauce with salt and pepper.

 Pour sauce over lobster meat and stir to combine. 

Pour lobster into and over the shells in a glass baking dish and top with Parmesan and bread crumbs. 

Broil on high until golden, 2 or 3 minutes. 

Meanwhile heat the ready rice in the microwave per instructions on packaging.

Remove the lobster from oven.

Serve each tail, overflowing with the delicious saucy lobster meat, over a bed of rice pilaf.

ENJOY AND PUT AWAY LEFTOVERS ;-)

T.M.Ninja Turtle: Pepperoni & Cheeeese Pizza!

Cowabunga dude!

Get your grub on with the cheesiest of pepperoni & cheese pizzas!

Super easy and suuuper delicious.

I'm going to stop now before I make a further fool of myself.

Level: NOOB

Time: 15 Minutes

Serves: Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, You,  &Your friends.

The Goods:

• Pre-cooked pizza dough (like Boboli)
• 1 Package pre sliced pepperoni
• 2 teaspoons olive oil 
• 2 cloves (or 2 teaspoons) Garlic, minced
• 2 cups (8 ounces) Mozzerella Cheese
• Tomato Sauce of your choice
• 2 cups (8 ounces) Monterey Jack Cheese
• 1/2 cup (2 ounces) grated fresh Parmesan cheese

Tutorial:

1. Position one oven rack in the middle setting. 
2. Position another rack in the lowest setting, and place a  baking sheet on the bottom rack.
3. Preheat oven to 500° fahrenheit. (260 degrees celsius) 
4. Remove plastic wrap from Basic Pizza Dough; discard plastic. 
5. Brush olive oil over dough. 
6. Spoon sauce in an even layer over crust, leaving a 1/4-inch border. 
7. Sprinkle minced garlic over sauce.
8. Top with mozzarella, Monterey Jack, Parmesan Cheese, and Pepperoni
9. Bake on middle rack for 10 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese melts. 
10. Cut into 12 slices.
11. Enjoy Dudes!

"Vice City" - Cuban Sandwhich

I don't know how many hours I have spent playing Vice City and wreaking havoc on the town. The thing I love about the game is the "Miami" themed setting. Super bright neon signs, girls in skimpy outfits rollerblading along the beach, night clubs, and of course mindless massacres. LOL So I thought I would put together an easy Miami - Vice City inspired recipe. The Cuban Sandwich. So bomb. I hope you enjoy. 

BTW can you get my money back from that hooker over there? 

PlzKThx.

Level: Noob

Time: 25 minutes

Serves: 4 

The Goods:

• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 5 tablespoons Italian dressing
• 4 hoagie rolls, split lengthwise
• 4 tablespoons prepared mustard
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced deli turkey meat
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced cooked ham
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced Swiss cheese
• 1 cup dill pickle slices
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 1 Plate covered in aluminum foil (this is not a weapon ;-P)
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Tutorial:

In a small bowl, mix together mayonnaise and Italian dressing.

 Spread mixture on hoagie rolls.

 Spread each roll with mustard. 

On each roll, arrange layers of turkey, ham, and cheese.

 Top each with dill pickle slices. 

Close sandwiches, and brush tops and bottoms with olive oil.

Heat a non-stick skillet over medium high heat. 

Place sandwiches in skillet. 

Cook sandwiches for 2 minutes, pressing down with the plate covered with aluminum foil. 

Flip, and cook for 2 more minutes, or until cheese is melted. 

Remove from heat, place on plates, and cut in half diagonally.

Enjoy!

*I do not own the rights to any Rockstar Games photos - photos are shown for inspiration*

Mass Effect: Commander Shepards Pie

2 Words.. Mass Effect. One of the best Games in History. Whether it be the first, second, or third. Its no wonder Commander Shepards Pie is one of my FAVORITE creations. SOOOO FREAKING DELICIOUS! Just eat it okay?

Level: Noob

Time: 40 Minutes

Serves: 6

The Goods

1lb Ground Beef 

2 pounds potatoes, such as russet, peeled and cubed

1 large egg yolk

1/2 cup cream, (Milk, half and half, or heavy whipping)

4oz (half of the 8oz package) Cream Cheese 

1 cup of cheddar cheese

Salt & Pepper to taste

2 tablespoons butter

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 white or yellow onion chopped

2 cloves or garlic, minced (if pre minced 2 teaspoons)

1 cup of chopped carrots

1 cup peas

1 cup mushrooms

1 cup corn (canned and drained or fresh)

1 cup beef gravy

Tutorial

Preheat oven at 375 degrees fahrenheit 

Boil potatoes in salted water until tender, about 12 minutes. 

Drain potatoes and pour them into a bowl. 

Combine cream cheese, 1/2 cup cheddar cheese, egg yolk, cream, and minced garlic. 

Mash until potatoes are almost smooth.

While potatoes boil, preheat a large skillet over medium high heat. 

Add oil to hot pan with beef.

Season meat with salt and pepper.

Brown and crumble meat for 3 or 4 minutes.

Add chopped carrot, and onion to the meat cook for 5 minutes.

 In a Medium saucepan over medium heat cook butter and other veggies. 

Mix in beef gravy.

Fill a small rectangular casserole dish or baking dish with meat and vegetable mixture. 

Spoon potatoes ON TOP of meat evenly.

Sprinkle the remaining 1/2 cup cheddar on top of potatoes. 

Bake 20 minutes until heated through, nicely browned on top.

Spoon into a bowl.

Enjoy and save the galaxy from the Reapers!