Yoshi's Egg Salad Sandwich

Yoshi is just one of my favorite Mario characters!

Hope you like this ridiculously bomb sandwich! Perfect for the summer like weather us folk in CA are having!

**DISCLAIMER: NO UNBORN YOSHI'S WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS SANDWICH!** 

Time: 20 Minutes

Level: n00b

Serves: 4

The Goods: 

6 hard-boiled eggs (Check out how to hard-boil eggs from my previous post HERE)
1/4 cup mayonnaise, (Extra if you like, for spreading)
1 teaspoon Dijon or spicy brown mustard
1/2 lemon, juiced
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 avocado, halved, peeled, seeded and sliced lengthwise
2 slices of bacon, cooked and crumbled

3 teaspoons finely diced "spiced" onion

1 small jalapeno, diced (Or you can use jarred jalapenos, just chop them up)

½ teaspoon white wine vinegar

Shredded or chopped lettuce

1 tomato cut lengthwise

Potato Chips

Your favorite bread (I recommend getting cheddar jalapeno from the bakery section of the grocery store)

Tutorial:

Cut the dumb eggs in half and separate the white part from the yellow part (yolk).

Place the whites on a cutting board and coarsely chop. 

Place the yolks in a bowl and mash with the back of a spoon.

Toss the crumbled bacon, diced onion, and chopped jalapeno on top of the egg whites. Mix the ingredients together to make an evenly chopped mix.

Add the mayo, mustard, vinegar, lemon juice, salt, and pepper to the yolks and mash/stir until smooth.

Add the egg white blend to the yolk blend bowl and stir to mix everything nicely.

To make the sandwiches, pile shredded iceberg lettuce on the bottom sandwich slice. 

Spoon a heap of egg salad on top.

Top with sliced avocado, tomatoes, and potato chips!!!

Enjoy!

My taste buds just got PWNED!!

-Megs

Templar Tuna Sandwich *REVISED*

I love Tuna Sandwiches, especially when I am trying to eat light and healthy. I was playing around with a perfect tuna salad recipe, and found that Siracha Hot Sauce really is the perfect little KICK. 

For those of you Assassin's Creed fans, here is another delicious recipe for you.

Templar Tuna Sandwich

                                                        Level: Extremely Noob 

Time: 20 Minutes

Serves: 4 Sandwiches

The Goods:

2 (7 ounce) can white tuna, drained and flaked

6 tablespoons sweet pickle relish OR chopped dill pickles

2 pinches garlic powder

Jar of pickled Jalapenos (about 20 or so from the jar chopped up)

Few squirts of Brown/Spicy Mustard 

Swiss Cheese

2 teaspoons SIRACHA HOT SAUCE (Also known as "Cock Sauce" hehehe)

2 tablespoons finely cut red onion

2 large celery stalks chopped

1 lime (squeezed juice)

1/3 cup mayo

2 teaspoons dried dill weed

Salt and Pepper to Taste

Tutorial:

In a medium bowl stir together all the ingredients.

Serve on Croissants or your favorite bread

Optional: Top with Swiss Cheese, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and cucumber slices.

ENJOY DEVOURING & DESTROYING THIS TEMPLAR!

Fable Kickin Chicken

Hello Friends!

I haven't posted in awhile because I wanted people to focus on our giveaway. Unfortunately no one has been too interested so we do not have a winner.

I wanted to do something a little different for this post. A fan of ours has emailed me from Terrible Gamer Stats Network (TGSN) - He wanted to share a yummy quick recipe that he makes all the time. 

Hope you enjoy! 

Fable Kickin Chicken

Level: NOOB

Time: 20 minutes

Serves: 1

The Goods:

1 Loaf (Sub Roll)

2 chicken breasts

1 tablespoon hot sauce

3 slices of cheese (You can shred it too)

4 slices raw red onion

1 1/2 teaspoons Natural Fat Free Greek Yogurt

Tutorial:

Soak the chicken in the chilli sauce, the longer the better, as gamers I appreciate this is not ideal so 5 minutes before cooking will do, plenty of time for another round of COD.

Cook the breast whole on a griddle or George Foreman style grill, cut the chicken in to strips or random lengths as it cooks to ensure no pink parts are left uncooked while it’s on the grill.

While the chicken sears, cut the sub roll, this doesn’t have to be cheese topped, a plain sub or wholemeal is as good, as long as its soft.

Spread the natural yogurt on the bottom and top of the sub, the sliced red onion will stick to the lid of the roll.

Then place the cooked chicken on the sub, cut in half and enjoy!

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Assassins Cr-isto

One of my most favorite sandwiches in the WORLD is a Monte Cristo sandwich. Those of you who have never tried it are probably wondering WTF it is. If you are a fan of sweet and salty this is your dream! It is kind of like a ham and cheese sandwich, stuffed between french toast. Served with a side of jelly or syrup (Maple, strawberry, etc) for dipping. If you think it sounds gross try it before you diss it aight? What does this have to do with Assassins Creed? Well Monte Cristo is an island in Italy. 

So enjoy!

Level: Noob

Time: 30 Minutes

Serves: 2

The Goods:

-1 large egg

-1/3 cup whole milk

-Kosher salt

-Freshly ground black pepper

-4 (1/2-inch-thick) slices white sandwich bread

-2 teaspoons Dijon mustard

-7 slices of thinly sliced ham

-7 slices of thinly sliced roasted turkey breast

-5 slices of thinly sliced Swiss cheese

-2 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/4 stick)

-Powdered sugar, for dusting

-Jelly or Syrup for dipping 

Tutorial:

 Place the egg and milk in a bowl, and season with salt and pepper.

 Whisk until the egg is broken up and evenly incorporated; set aside.

 Place 2 slices of the bread on a work surface and spread 1 teaspoon of mustard on each. 

 Divide the ham and turkey between the mustard-coated bread slices.

 Place half of the cheese on top of each pile of meat. 

 Close the sandwiches with the remaining 2 slices of bread. 

 Press gently on the tops of the sandwiches to compact slightly.

 Melt the butter in a large nonstick frying pan over medium-low heat until foaming.

 Using your hands, place 1 sandwich in the reserved egg mixture, flipping to coat both sides.

 Place the sandwich in the frying pan. Repeat with the second sandwich.

 Fry undisturbed until the bottoms of the sandwiches are golden brown, about 4 to 5 minutes.

 Flip and fry until the other side is golden brown and the cheese is melted, about 4 to 5 minutes more.

Transfer to serving plates, dust with powdered sugar, and serve with your jelly or favorite syrup!

"Vice City" - Cuban Sandwhich

I don't know how many hours I have spent playing Vice City and wreaking havoc on the town. The thing I love about the game is the "Miami" themed setting. Super bright neon signs, girls in skimpy outfits rollerblading along the beach, night clubs, and of course mindless massacres. LOL So I thought I would put together an easy Miami - Vice City inspired recipe. The Cuban Sandwich. So bomb. I hope you enjoy. 

BTW can you get my money back from that hooker over there? 

PlzKThx.

Level: Noob

Time: 25 minutes

Serves: 4 

The Goods:

• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 5 tablespoons Italian dressing
• 4 hoagie rolls, split lengthwise
• 4 tablespoons prepared mustard
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced deli turkey meat
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced cooked ham
• 1/2 pound thinly sliced Swiss cheese
• 1 cup dill pickle slices
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 1 Plate covered in aluminum foil (this is not a weapon ;-P)
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Tutorial:

In a small bowl, mix together mayonnaise and Italian dressing.

 Spread mixture on hoagie rolls.

 Spread each roll with mustard. 

On each roll, arrange layers of turkey, ham, and cheese.

 Top each with dill pickle slices. 

Close sandwiches, and brush tops and bottoms with olive oil.

Heat a non-stick skillet over medium high heat. 

Place sandwiches in skillet. 

Cook sandwiches for 2 minutes, pressing down with the plate covered with aluminum foil. 

Flip, and cook for 2 more minutes, or until cheese is melted. 

Remove from heat, place on plates, and cut in half diagonally.

Enjoy!

*I do not own the rights to any Rockstar Games photos - photos are shown for inspiration*