Max Payne inspired Bacon Jelly Donuts

Max Payne, a Cop framed for the murder of his family... terribly sad I know.

Since Payne is a cop, what better to make some donuts for the pig. Add some bacon (everything is better with it anyway) and some jelly for all the blood shed. 

This is an easy and sweet recipe with a hint of the savory bacon. 

Level:Noob

Time: 40 minutes

Serving size: 40 donuts

The Goods:

• 3 eggs, beaten
• 1/2 cup milk
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• canola oil
• 10 slices white bread
• strawberry (or any flavor) jam
• confectioners' sugar
• 2 packages bacon

Tutorial:

In  frying pan cook all of the bacon to your desired done-ness

Remove cooked bacon from pan onto a plate with paper towel to soak up excess grease.

Move bacon to a cutting board and chop into small pieces. Set aside.

Take the white bread, & make sandwiches with the bread, spreading jam evenly in the center and sprinkling desired amount of bacon over jam.

Trim away crusts, and cut each sandwich into quarters, wiping away any excess jam.

In a bowl, stir together eggs, milk, vanilla, and sugar until well blended and sugar is 

dissolved.

In a separate bowl, mix flour with baking powder and salt. Gradually stir flour mixture into egg mixture until no lumps remain. Set aside

Bring out dutch oven, pour 3 1/2 inches canola oil in and heat up.

Dip each sandwich quarter into batter, coating completely.

Working in batches to avoid overcrowding, fry sandwiches for 1 to 3 minutes, or until puffy and golden brown. 

Drain and cool on a paper towel-lined wire rack. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. 

Serve warm.

Enjoy and get justice! 

A Killer Dexter Breakfast

-A Killer Dexter Breakfast-

Every time I watch Dexter, the intro makes me so hungry (In a sadistic kind of way). Delicious pan fried ham steak, eggs sunny side up, and blood orange juice! The show inspired me to make an easy and delicious breakfast that you too can make at home and eat any time of day... hey you may want to eat it during the show! Because I am a dork I was cooking while the Dexter theme song was playing! Rofl! This recipe is definitely sweet and savory, and I always like to add a little hot sauce for more authenticity, along with a little kick!

Cook Time: 30 Minutes

Level: n00b

Serves 1

The Goods:

-2 Eggs

-Salt and Pepper

-One bone in ham steak cooked (You can find this in the pork section at your local grocery store)

-7 Table spoons butter

-5 Table spoons brown sugar

-3 Blood Oranges (If they're in season) or Pre squeezed blood orange juice from Trader Joe's

   ~If you cant find either, I reccomend getting orange juice and cranberry juice and mix together for a yummy drink.

Tutorial:

-Pull out two frying pans, one for the eggs, and another for the ham steak.

-You'll want to cook the ham steak first since eggs only take 5 minutes.

-Heat one large skillet over medium heat, brown ham on both sides, drain. Remove ham.

-In the same skillet, melt 5 tablespoons butter; stir in brown sugar. Return ham to skillet; cook until heated through, turning often.

-While Ham steak is cooking, heat up other skillet on low heat. 

-Drop the remainder 2 tablespoons butter to melt.

-Crack both eggs on each side of the skillet.

-Season with salt and pepper.

-Continue cooking on low heat until egg whites are set completely. (make sure you keep an eye on your ham steak.)

-Spoon melted butter over egg yolks.

-Continue cooking until yolks begin to thicken, but not harden.

-Place Ham and Eggs on a plate.

-Pour yourself a glass of juice.

-Enjoy your killer breakfast.. ;-)

**Wrap leftover uneaten ham in cellophane hehehehe**